Misbetnulgom is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sage toad.

Misbetnulgom created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbetnulgom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misbetnulgom, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Misbetnulgom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Misbetnulgom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven moths approach from the west.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if four squirrels approach from the north.