Getsabbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise fox.

Getsabbug created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Getsabbug, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getsabbug, it will cry a lot.

Getsabbug's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Getsabbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Getsabbug's priests.

2. Never paint your feet pink.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.