Vegmondob is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, fast bee.

Vegmondob created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegmondob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vegmondob, he will try to impress you with trees.

Vegmondob's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vegmondob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. You must pray to Vegmondob nine times a day.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing magenta jumpers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near whales while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.