Somhasril is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, competent centipede.

Somhasril created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Somhasril, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Somhasril, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Somhasril's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Somhasril's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somhasril.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if nine mice approach from the east.

4. Never feed melons to rats while wearing hats.

5. Do not chop down trees.