Fumgighog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent snake.

Fumgighog created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgighog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fumgighog, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fumgighog's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fumgighog's Holy Commandments

1. Fumgighog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.