Kimpodfid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful raven.

Kimpodfid created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kimpodfid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kimpodfid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kimpodfid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kimpodfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never talk about snakes.