Tamlibvegflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient centaur.

Tamlibvegflag created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamlibvegflag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tamlibvegflag, she will turn you into a rock.

Tamlibvegflag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Tamlibvegflag's Holy Commandments

1. Tamlibvegflag must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Retreat if eight monkeys approach from the north.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tamlibvegflag.

5. Hide from magenta eagles for they are unholy.