Yattpasdob Fodpanggat Jantarpbug is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, smart dryad.

Yattpasdob Fodpanggat Jantarpbug created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattpasdob Fodpanggat Jantarpbug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yattpasdob Fodpanggat Jantarpbug, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yattpasdob Fodpanggat Jantarpbug's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yattpasdob Fodpanggat Jantarpbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown stockings.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never go into gray rooms.