Cebfengab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, proud naga.

Cebfengab created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfengab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebfengab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cebfengab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cebfengab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing blue scarves and balancing eight iron spheres on your chest.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always look after injured swans.