Bellbamsin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing penguin.

Bellbamsin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bellbamsin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bellbamsin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bellbamsin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bellbamsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Hide if four goats approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never jump in the presence of swans.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.