Panfobcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident unicorn.

Panfobcuss created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panfobcuss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Panfobcuss, he will laugh at you.

Panfobcuss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Panfobcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.