Mumlib is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous faun.

Mumlib created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Mumlib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mumlib, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mumlib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mumlib's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.