Siggomrakdob is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic weasel.

Siggomrakdob created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siggomrakdob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Siggomrakdob, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Siggomrakdob's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Siggomrakdob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.