Neghigxen is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, duplicitous wombat.

Neghigxen created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neghigxen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Neghigxen, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Neghigxen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Neghigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Neghigxen.

5. Never mention rats.