Tagxuckgut is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient gorilla.

Tagxuckgut created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagxuckgut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tagxuckgut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Tagxuckgut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tagxuckgut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.