Ranbadsid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident shrew.

Ranbadsid created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ranbadsid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ranbadsid, it will turn you into a frog.

Ranbadsid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ranbadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Snails are not to be trusted.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.