Rillnakarfdag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest rat.

Rillnakarfdag created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillnakarfdag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rillnakarfdag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rillnakarfdag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rillnakarfdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing indigo hats and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.