Nibgofkik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless hydra.

Nibgofkik created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibgofkik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nibgofkik, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibgofkik's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nibgofkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Nibgofkik in the centre of the settlement.