Gumbestfet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy meerkat.

Gumbestfet created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbestfet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gumbestfet, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gumbestfet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gumbestfet's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumbestfet.

5. Do not chop down trees.