Stancenlit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet gerbil.

Stancenlit created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stancenlit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stancenlit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stancenlit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Stancenlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Stancenlit on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.