Gunflisrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous troll.

Gunflisrutt created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunflisrutt, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gunflisrutt, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gunflisrutt's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gunflisrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Gunflisrutt loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never jump in holy places.