Arpgedtip is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, vain beaver.

Arpgedtip created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpgedtip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arpgedtip, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Arpgedtip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Arpgedtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to mites while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.