Gadnarldot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid toad.

Gadnarldot created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadnarldot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gadnarldot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gadnarldot's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gadnarldot's Holy Commandments

1. Gadnarldot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadnarldot.

5. Do not take Gadnarldot's name in vain.