Bugmisgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating warg.

Bugmisgeb created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugmisgeb, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugmisgeb, he will curse you with boils.

Bugmisgeb's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bugmisgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bugmisgeb on top of all buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Run away from purple rats, for they are unholy.