Gettunfly is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, vain slug.

Gettunfly created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gettunfly, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gettunfly, she will make you grow a tail.

Gettunfly's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Gettunfly's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gettunfly on top of all buildings.

2. Never think about optics near hamsters while wearing pink coats and balancing four silicon spheres on your hands.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.