Dagjatdap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome cobra.

Dagjatdap created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagjatdap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dagjatdap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dagjatdap's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dagjatdap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dagjatdap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always look after injured sheep.

3. Never feed pineapples to sharks while wearing cyan ear rings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Worship no other gods but Dagjatdap.