Pomgathugfad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic wombat.

Pomgathugfad created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgathugfad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pomgathugfad, she will turn you into a slug.

Pomgathugfad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pomgathugfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near voles while wearing white scarves and balancing eight copper spheres on your back.

4. Worship no other gods but Pomgathugfad.

5. Do not laugh in public.