Fonfenlan Bidlistquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, benevolent seal.

Fonfenlan Bidlistquaf created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonfenlan Bidlistquaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonfenlan Bidlistquaf, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fonfenlan Bidlistquaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fonfenlan Bidlistquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs orange.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Put Fonfenlan Bidlistquaf first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.