Disstenhun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent sheep.

Disstenhun created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Disstenhun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Disstenhun, she will turn you into a puffin.

Disstenhun's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Disstenhun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six manatees approach from the south.

2. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.