Pas Xuckcutgub is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm hare.

Pas Xuckcutgub created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pas Xuckcutgub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pas Xuckcutgub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pas Xuckcutgub's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pas Xuckcutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine shrews approach from the north.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to seals while wearing mauve shorts.