Hudgedfom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud cat.

Hudgedfom created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudgedfom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudgedfom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hudgedfom's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hudgedfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant red sculpture of Hudgedfom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear cyan shorts.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear dresses.