Pigcudvan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciless deer.

Pigcudvan created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigcudvan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pigcudvan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pigcudvan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pigcudvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always obey Pigcudvan's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if six manatees approach from the north.