Nakbodkad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful troll.

Nakbodkad created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakbodkad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nakbodkad, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nakbodkad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nakbodkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to hamsters while wearing yellow skirts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about dark matter near dogs while wearing blue rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.