Tarabbog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil duck.

Tarabbog created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarabbog, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tarabbog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Tarabbog's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Tarabbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.