Wiklibflatnelfagtungan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered mole.

Wiklibflatnelfagtungan created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wiklibflatnelfagtungan, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wiklibflatnelfagtungan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wiklibflatnelfagtungan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wiklibflatnelfagtungan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck green.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always wear red.