Gudbelljat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable pig.

Gudbelljat created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudbelljat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gudbelljat, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gudbelljat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gudbelljat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight moths approach from the south.

2. Never feed lemons to sharks while wearing shoes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.