Wodriggov is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless coyote.

Wodriggov created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodriggov, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodriggov, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wodriggov's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wodriggov's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if nine gulls approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
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