Dambellbus is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent capybara.

Dambellbus created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambellbus, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dambellbus, she will remove you from existence.

Dambellbus' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dambellbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.