Jablograg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, irritating shrew.

Jablograg created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jablograg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jablograg, she will torture you forever.

Jablograg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jablograg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed onions to ants while wearing red hats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.