Dib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak snail.

Dib created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Dib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dib's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Dib loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.