Disszodhom Nutcumbepyamsigdingessleg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able slug.

Disszodhom Nutcumbepyamsigdingessleg created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disszodhom Nutcumbepyamsigdingessleg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Disszodhom Nutcumbepyamsigdingessleg, she will destroy your favourite star.

Disszodhom Nutcumbepyamsigdingessleg's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Disszodhom Nutcumbepyamsigdingessleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.