Ranlidleg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful dryad.

Ranlidleg created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranlidleg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ranlidleg, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ranlidleg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ranlidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Ranlidleg on top of all buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.