Sigcedstanster is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful badger.

Sigcedstanster created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcedstanster, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sigcedstanster, she will turn you into a mole.

Sigcedstanster's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sigcedstanster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sigcedstanster.

3. Never wear orange rings.

4. Do not take Sigcedstanster's name in vain.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.