Xucksugvinhugart is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable gerbil.

Xucksugvinhugart created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xucksugvinhugart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xucksugvinhugart, she will ignore you.

Xucksugvinhugart's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xucksugvinhugart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.