Bisstigdit is a god.
She takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered
unicorn.
Bisstigdit created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bisstigdit, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bisstigdit, she will strike you with lightening.
Bisstigdit's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.
Bisstigdit's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always wear violet.
5. Never sit in holy places.