Dogciptip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent meerkat.

Dogciptip created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogciptip, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogciptip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Dogciptip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dogciptip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dogciptip.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dogciptip on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always wear pink.