Quafmiflig is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud
butterfly.
Quafmiflig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quafmiflig, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Quafmiflig, it will turn you into a sheep.
Quafmiflig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Quafmiflig's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.
2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Quafmiflig on top of all buildings.
3. Do not shave your back.
4. You must never eat nuts.
5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Quafmiflig on top of important buildings.