Quafmiflig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud butterfly.

Quafmiflig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafmiflig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quafmiflig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quafmiflig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Quafmiflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Quafmiflig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Quafmiflig on top of important buildings.