Flowzennursombig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, weak swan.

Flowzennursombig created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Flowzennursombig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flowzennursombig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flowzennursombig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flowzennursombig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to birds while wearing violet corsets.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Run away if four mites approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.