Dapsafhak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, duplicitous frog.

Dapsafhak created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapsafhak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dapsafhak, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dapsafhak's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dapsafhak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dapsafhak first in all things.

2. Hide if five dolphins approach from the west.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Dapsafhak on top of important buildings.

4. You must love Dapsafhak.

5. Do not sing in public.