Jopgomwon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful naga.

Jopgomwon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jopgomwon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jopgomwon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Jopgomwon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Jopgomwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest cyan.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jopgomwon.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.